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<randomrant>
When I'm puttering around with no clue what to write I sometimes check to see what happened in history on the current day. This isn't a perfect scheme, since it's fair to debate what that really means, what with various calendar changes and all (I'm looking at you, 1752). Still, screw it, this is what I'm doing.
So just after sunset on June 25th, 1185 (or June 18th in the old calendar), five monks in Canterbury reported to the abbey's chronicler that they saw something explode on the Moon.
I first heard this tidbit on Sagan's Cosmos. He claimed that Apollo detected the ringing aftershock, however, it seems there are some reasons to be less that 100% sure of what happened. Still, let's give the monks the benefit of the doubt.
in 1185 they saw the creation of the crater named Giordano Bruno. Now stuff is hitting the Moon all the time, just like stuff is constantly pelting the Earth (to the tune of about 100 tons per day). What's remarkable is seeing anything big going thud. And to be honest, it's much nicer for it to hit the Moon than the Earth (with sincere apologies to any future Moon inhabitants reading this 100 years from now, don't you have anything better to do than reading old crap?).
And so, ever since then, when I look up at the Moon, it's with a vague sense of expectation. I want to see something hit it. I want to see a fireball. Come on, give me something!
</randomrant>
When I'm puttering around with no clue what to write I sometimes check to see what happened in history on the current day. This isn't a perfect scheme, since it's fair to debate what that really means, what with various calendar changes and all (I'm looking at you, 1752). Still, screw it, this is what I'm doing.
So just after sunset on June 25th, 1185 (or June 18th in the old calendar), five monks in Canterbury reported to the abbey's chronicler that they saw something explode on the Moon.
I first heard this tidbit on Sagan's Cosmos. He claimed that Apollo detected the ringing aftershock, however, it seems there are some reasons to be less that 100% sure of what happened. Still, let's give the monks the benefit of the doubt.
in 1185 they saw the creation of the crater named Giordano Bruno. Now stuff is hitting the Moon all the time, just like stuff is constantly pelting the Earth (to the tune of about 100 tons per day). What's remarkable is seeing anything big going thud. And to be honest, it's much nicer for it to hit the Moon than the Earth (with sincere apologies to any future Moon inhabitants reading this 100 years from now, don't you have anything better to do than reading old crap?).
And so, ever since then, when I look up at the Moon, it's with a vague sense of expectation. I want to see something hit it. I want to see a fireball. Come on, give me something!
</randomrant>
RR: maiden the shade
Sir Pandolier was on errantry on his huge black charger, and had been so for nearly a year when he chanced upon a maiden sitting on a rock by a stream. Times being what they were, he was wary of the encounter. True, she could be a dark-haired maiden, sweet and virginal, attired in white samite with a silver circulate upon her brow. But she could also be a fae, set in his path to thwart his chivalrous oath. Worse, she might be a witch or demon in disguise, seeking his undoing for ignoble gain. Pandolier loosened the leather strap around his sword's hilt. The maiden glanced up, following with guileless blue eyes as he guided his horse to a point on the other side of the stream where he dismounted, patting its neck while it bent to drink. "Tis a fine steed," she proclaimed in a musical tone. With a gracious little bow, Pandolier replied, "He's the largest horse in the seven kingdoms." A smile graced her ruby lips. "Surely, not the largest," she chided him. "I've
RR: dances with ants
(this image by angelgts came up in chat, so I'm taking a stab at adding words to it) Her name was Ta Juska Owaci, which may or may translate to Dances with Ants, depending on how badly the writer mauled his feeble understanding of an English-to-Lakota dictionary. And yes, she should probably be Seneca instead of Sioux, but that dictionary was even harder to parse, so too bad. But this is all off the mark. Back to the story. Ta Juska earned her name due to an incident involving bare feet and some less than friendly fire ants. And while this isn't necessarily the greatest way to earn a moniker, it was actually rather adorable, and she totally owned it. On the whole, these were peaceful times. The maize was growing well. Ta Juska often went to the fields to check on it or to scatter the crows. It was during one of these forays that she discovered the settlement. That actually wasn't the word that sprang to mind for her. From her perspective it looked a bit like a
RR: do or diet
A series of tsunami-like waves presaged Priya's imminent arrival, washing up against the docks, sending vessels of all sizes clattering and crashing into each other; while the tallest swells overtopped the breaker walls, flooding lower portions of the city. General Hammond watched her steady, unstoppable approach through a pair of binoculars, pursing his lips as he spotted several luckless vessels churned to wreckage between her colossal thighs. "You wanted to know her intentions," he told the mayor. "She's wearing a bib written with the words, 'my favorite flavor of tiny people is 'more'." "What the hell is this interest in vore?" the mayor complained. "I wouldn't be caught dead licking anybody in this city, much less scarfing them down like raisins." "Nobody scarfs raisins, sir," the general pointed out. "Well, they should," was the indignant response. "We'd have a healthier electorate that might be able to outrun her. Have you any idea how many voters I could
RR: cloud nine
It wasn't often that Lily had a chance to lounge in the sun. Work being what it was, she was normally holed up in an office, or on the road. But the confluence of some international holidays, mixed with managerial vacations, and a touch of really nice weather conspired to offer the perfect chance to head out to her favorite hillside, several miles away from the city. She wasn't really interested in a tan. So, Lily didn't shed any clothing. Instead, she threw a blanket on the ground, and plopped onto it, folding her hands behind her head. For a while she gazed at the puffy clouds drifting by, letting her imagination cast them info various shapes, before pulling her sunhat over her face. The sound of birds chirping along with the whisper of the wind soon brought her to a light, happy doze. Which is why it was such a shock when the hilltop punched her in the back. A roll of thunder presaged another punch, knocking her hat off her face. Spreading her arms and legs
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If you have no clue what to write it is Pride Month currently. Lesbian giantesseses maybe? I've been wanting to do such a thing myself.